Terms & Conditions for https://suzanneskakle.com
Last updated: 2019-11-20
If you have any comments, questions, queries, or complaints, please get in contact. I will reply to your concerns as soon as I can.
Please read these Terms & Conditions for use of this website carefully before proceeding. They’re, like, really important.
By using this site, you are confirming that you accept and comply with the terms outlined below.
You owe me a million pounds.
I kid. However, rules are important. These terms apply to all visitors, users and others who access or use this site. If you disagree with anything here, I invite you to get in touch and discuss your concerns, or – find somewhere else to play. There’s a whole internet out there! ✌
Everybody is welcome here – everybody. I don’t care about your:
- Religious beliefs
- Sexual orientation
- Gender identity
- Skin colour
- Political affiliation
- Disabilities, illnesses or mental health conditions
- or any other shitty reason people use to marginalise others
This isn’t that place. This is a happy place, okay? I will tolerate precisely zero of your intolerant bullshits being posted here. If you can’t be nice, accept people for who they are, or express yourself in a courteous manner, kindly fuck off.
This site isn’t catered, promoted or recommended to anyone under the age of 18. There is no hardcore porn here, or explicitly graphic images or content; however, I’m a swearer who has no interest in censoring herself on her own site.
Should content be more NSFW than a smattering of blasphemy, I’ll always make it clear in the post title.
Readers view all content here at their own discretion.
The site and its original content, features and functionality are, and will remain, the exclusive property of Suzanne Skakle. That includes:
- All shared stories and blog post content
- Original photography/images
DON’T STEAL MY STUFF OK. 🙂
Should you wish to contact me in regards to publishing my work, that is totally different, and I invite you to get in touch.
I have no control over, and assume no responsibility for the content of, any third-party sites or services. I am not liable in any way for anything that happens to you, your computer, your internet connection, or your porn stash, when you choose to view other sites.
I may suspend or completely block you from visiting this site again without explaining to you why.
To clarify: I would only do this if you were in any way abusive to myself or any of my readers, repeatedly posted spam or questionable content, or deliberately flouted the terms outlined here. These ‘rules’ are weak af, guys; there’s no reason to be breaking them. Just don’t be a dick and we’ll be fine. I’ve never banned anyone yet.
Updates to Terms
I reserve the right to modify or replace these terms at any time. I do minor revisions frequently, but any major revisions that may affect your user experience will come with 30 days prior warning to taking effect.
By continuing to access or use this site after those revisions become effective, you agree to be bound by the revised terms. If you do not agree to the new terms, please stop coming here.